#mo

Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants. ↗

— Julie James

#humor

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#humor

Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#food

One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard. ↗

— J. Robert Moskin

#humore #wine #humor

There's been so much fear and mis-information on FB lately, for a moment there I thought I was watching FOX NEWS. ↗

— Scott Michael

#humor

Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking. ↗

— Erin McCarthy

#pregnancy #humor

you yell, we shell! ↗

— army artillery motto

#inspirational #humor

What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I AM, technically, like a walking hamburger. Who wouldn't want a free meal?" I asked tentatively. ↗

— J.L. McCoy

#vampire #humor

Behind every great man stands a surprised woman. ↗

— Anon. -

#humor

I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun seemed like an ill-advised way to cap off this day of monumentally stupid decisions. ↗

— M.A. George

#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #stupid-decisions #humor