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One day, on tearing off some old bark, I saw two rare beetles, and seized one in each hand. Then I saw a third and new kind, which I could not bear to lose, so I popped the one which I held in my right hand into my mouth. Alas! it ejected some intensely acrid fluid, which burnt my tongue so that I was forced to spit the beetle out, which was lost, as was the third one. ↗


— Charles Darwin


#humor #science #humor

Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient. ↗


— Nick Harkaway


#humor #satan #humor

Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely of pigeon's wool, because it goes better with the shoes than the one stitched with baby hair. ↗


— Nick Harkaway


#humor #shirt #wool #humor

She couldn't catch you anyways! ↗


— Mercedes Lackey


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Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption. ↗


— Angela Elwell Hunt


#humor #satire #humor

I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most of them were some permutation on self-help. Going by how popular these books were and how often they were checked out, everyone in Bon Temps should have become perfect by now. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #library #humor

La locura NO es algo común en mi familia. Tan solo es una visitante ocasional que se toma su tiempo e intenta conocer a todos personalmente. (Camiseta) ↗


— Darynda Jones


#humor

Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata! ↗


— Nenia Campbell


#fear #horror #lisa #humor

It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for me; I waved my notepad at the dashboard to transmit my profile, then waited as the seating and controls rearranged themselves slightly, piezoelectric actuators humming. As I started to reverse out of the parking bay, the stereo began a soothing improvisation, flashing up a deadpan title: Music for Leaving Airports 11 June 2008. ↗


— Greg Egan


#humour #science-fiction #humor

I can't believe you said that about fire ants and thunderstorms! You are such a Houstonist! ↗


— Wil Wheaton


#humor #humor






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