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We're here. We're weird. Get used to it. ↗


— John Yohalem


#humor #pagan #humor

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ↗


— David Bissonette


#love #love

Dan clung to her in speechless gratitude, feeling the blessedness of mother love, — that divine gift which comforts, purifies, and strengthens all who seek it. ↗


— Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott #mothers #love

When prayers were ended, and his Mother had wished him good-night with that long steady look of hers which conveyed no expression of the tenderness that was in her heart, but yet had all the intensity of a blessing. ↗


— Elizabeth Gaskell


#love

Firen didn’t waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let’s just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn’t fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our “naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them. ↗


— Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer

Look out for number one and try not to step in number two. ↗


— Rodney Dangerfield


#humor

I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked. ↗


— Mira Grant


#humor

Turn left in two hundred feet ” the computerized voice said in a cheery voice. “There is no turn in two hundred feet you bitch ” I yelled toward the screen. “Zoom out.” Nothing happened. “ZOOM. OUT ” I said again louder before the screen responded to the voice-activated command. ↗


— Jenn Bennett


#humor

Please, someone tell me I wouldn‘t be that annoying if I had girlfriends. ↗


— Kim Harrington


#humor

It is my fondest desire to bust a host of caps into multitudes of fleshy personages. ↗


— Bill Willingham


#humor






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