#mo

I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers. ↗

— Moby

#like #monk #taste

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. ↗

— Moby

#getting #i #i am #laid #lot

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#allegedly #arrested #charges #dolphin #famous

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#i #influenced #make #me #most

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#enjoy #i #i do #me #money

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#absolutely #accomplishment #date #important #keep

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#mother #please #second #she #then

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#big #big budget #blockbusters #budget #change

I have a great legacy, tarnished somewhat by the move. ↗

— Art Modell

#i #legacy #move #somewhat #tarnished

The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. ↗

— Art Modell

#football #football team #important #libraries #more