#mo

Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.” The Black Company pg 447 ↗

— Glen Cook

#the-black-company #humor

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label ↗

— Josh Stern

#ingredients #label #truth #wine #humor

Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire". ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#humor

No violence, gentlemen — no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#fight #furniture #humor #violence #humor

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines! ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#goethe #history #history-of-mankind #history-repeating-itself #human-nature

I want to meet life head on. That way it can't bite me in the a$$ ↗

— Madison J. Edwards

#humor

There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts. I tried the other two and it wasn't any good. You being in a dry spell, you might have to rely on doughnuts. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court full of bemused looking toads." "He wouldn't dare use his magic here," said the Champion. "Don't bet on it," said Rupert. "The High Warlock has all the practicality and self-preservation instincts of a depressed lemming. ↗

— Simon R. Green

#sarcastic-humor #humor

I only know everything if you ask the right questions. ↗

— Doc Coleman

#knowledge #wisdom-quote #humor

I'm riding my own feet because I don't have a horse. ↗

— Emma Wolfang

#humor