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Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly; In my own way, and with my full consent. Say what you will, kings in a tumbrel rarely Went to their deaths more proud than this one went. Some nights of apprehension and hot weeping I will confess; but that's permitted me; Day dried my eyes; I was not one for keeping Rubbed in a cage a wing that would be free. If I had loved you less or played you slyly I might have held you for a summer more, But at the cost of words I value highly, And no such summer as the one before. Should I outlive this anguish, and men do, I shall have only good to say of you.


Edna St. Vincent Millay


#humor #true-to-life #way-to-be #death

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.


Stephen Colbert


#weight #humor

And now they were weary and frightened because they had gone against a system they did not understand and it had beaten them. They knew that the team and the wagon were worth much more. They knew the buyer man would get much more, but they didn't know how to do it. Merchandising was a secret to them.


John Steinbeck


#ethics #faith #morality #spirituality #business

But when from a long-distant past nothing subsists, after the people are dead, after the things are broken and scattered, still, alone, more fragile, but with more vitality, more unsubstantial, more persistent, more faithful, the smell and taste of things remain poised a long time, like souls, ready to remind us, waiting and hoping for their moment, amid the ruins of all the rest; and bear unfaltering, in the tiny and almost impalpable drop of their essence, the vast structure of recollection.


Marcel Proust


#literature #memory #proust #faith

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he has kissed me.


The Harvard Lampoon


#humor

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.


Terry Pratchett


#humor

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.


Douglas Adams


#humorous #humor

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.


Clarence Darrow


#death #humor #death

You've got no sense of humor." I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.


J.D. Robb


#death

Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.


Neil Gaiman


#humor #death






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