#mo

I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right," I choked out, and shut my eyes. "I'll wait here, then. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#rachel-caine #thin-air #humor

I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid. ↗

— Joss Stirling

#humor

To have God speak to the heart is a majestic experience, an experience that people may miss if they monopolize the conversation and never pause to hear God's responses. ↗

— Charles Stanley

#experience #god #hear #heart #majestic

مصر التي اعرفهااحبها في السر وانقدها في العلن تقف مصلوبة الدهررغم ا(الأتب) ↗

— محمد فتحي

#humor

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. ↗

— Russell Brand

#humor

And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night. ↗

— John Green

#humor

Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and— ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor

We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally. ↗

— P.C. Cast

#humor

Jared lunged forward, away from me. With a loud smacking sound, his fist hit Kyle's face. Kyle's eyes rolled back in his head, and his mouth fell slack. The room was very quiet for a few seconds. "Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition." "But I feel better," Jared answered (Host) ↗

— Stephanie Meyer

#funny

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad. ↗

— Caroline Hutton

#humor