#mo

It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#novels #writing #humor

You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#humor

Maybe you can explain to me what is so spectacular about her, because you gay girls can’t seem to keep your hands off that daffy redhead. ↗

— Cassandra Duffy

#lesbian #humor

... and her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle. ↗

— Daniel O'Malley

#humor

I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I have so much left to do. ↗

— Claire Legrand

#humor

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#humor

Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible. ↗

— Dan Wells

#humor

Studies show adolescent males often make decisions based on sex. Many fail to grow out of it. ↗

— Nora Roberts

#sex #humor

Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey, what do I know? ↗

— David Nicholls

#humor

Embrace your craziness ↗

— Jennifer Coissiere

#humor