#mo

My feelings for you are very real" Well I thought about and I realized that my feelings for you are real too. But I also realized that I don't really have any real feelings for you. ↗

— Kady Le

#humor #mean #rejected #humor

Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants. ↗

— Susan McBride

#humor #humor

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon. ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

In the meantime, how about us doing some more sister things together?" Alys snorted. "Like what?" Oh, I don't know. Slay a few monsters, outwit a few magicians, drain a few Chaotic Zones, negotiate a few treaties..." And after lunch?" Janie returned the wry grin sweetly. "I'll let you know." The hero and the sorceress walked back up the path arm in arm. ↗

— L.J. Smith

#humor

Money is the best recipe for happiness. ↗

— Jane Austen

#humor

Tell me of this Wizard Howl of yours". Sophie's teeth chattered but she said proudly, "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#love #romance #sincerity #humor

If you hear a "prominent" economist using the word 'equilibrium,' or 'normal distribution,' do not argue with him; just ignore him, or try to put a rat down his shirt. ↗

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#humor #randomness #humor

Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage. ↗

— Pat Conroy

#poetry #writing #humor

Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions. ↗

— Christopher Farnsworth

#humor

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain. ↗

— Frank Portman

#monty-python #humor