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Oh,' she said. 'I have never seen a Jew before. Can I see his horns? ↗


— Jonathan Safran Foer


#humor

That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick said arrogantly. "You might know karate, boy, but I know gorilla, and I'm a level 40 champion in it. Let's hear it for Diddy Kong! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" He mimicked the sound of a gorilla as he held on for dear life. ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#infamous #nick-gautier #humor

As soon as the boy left the hall, Ramsey suggested that Brodick fill Gideon in on all that had transpired. "Our commanders are going to have to coordinate their efforts for the attack," he said. "Iain wants Winslow and Dylan and you to handpick the soldiers who'll ride with us into England." "We're attacking England?" Gideon asked, astonished. "No," Brodick answered. "Though the thought of it warms my heart. ↗


— Julie Garwood


#humor

Hey, Volusian, you haven't been checking me out, have you?" He gave me his trademark bland stare. "I assure you, mistress, the only allure your bare flesh has for me is to remind me how easy it will be to slice open." I laughed. If not for the fact he was actually serious, he'd be so much fun. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#volusian #humor

But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even. ↗


— Irvine Welsh


#humor #humor

There is no off position on the genius button. ↗


— CBS Inc. CBS News.


#humor #humor

Old Flossie settle down on the other side of What-the-Dickens and dragged some handiwork out of a sack. She armed herself with two thorns shaped into knitting needles. A wodge of curlicued metallic scrubbing pad supplied the threat. 'I knit handcuffs as a hobby,' explained Old Flossie happily, and set to work. 'Idle hands get up to no good, so I like to be prepared in case I meet up with any idle hands. ↗


— Gregory Maguire


#knitting #humor

Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti. ↗


— Ryan Mecum


#humor #zombies #humor

The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole. ↗


— David Sedaris


#christmas #humor #santa #humor

It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium. ↗


— Amber Kizer


#humor






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