#mo

Jake, he makes things hurt a little less. He...he's HOME for me right now. If being around him takes the pain away just a tiny bit, then it doesn't matter how or why he is with me. ↗

— Jay McClean

#home

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. ↗

— John Wayne

#life #humor

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer ↗

— Douglas Adams

#wit #humor

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor

People, generally, suck. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

I have nothing to declare except my genius. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking. ↗

— Peter James West

#inspirational #writing #writing-life #home

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#humor #jail #humor

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ↗

— E.B. White

#humor #life #pleasure #humor

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter ... or at least, most minds are... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#snape #humor