#mo

Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot. ↗

— J.A. Saare

#funny #humor #funny

It is not a daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials. ↗

— Bruce Lee

#motivation #priorities #simplicity #wisdom #inspirational

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her. ↗

— Yvonne Tasker

#veggie #humor

The ways of Wayne are mysterious and incomprehensible. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#humor

The difference between being mediocre and achieving excellence is you. ↗

— Stephen Richards

#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents. ↗

— Joe Moore

#constituents #embody #laws #mores #our

There is only one amount of money - just not enough. ↗

— Andrew Kaufman

#money #humor

Ack! Parables. I hate parables. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor