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Awesomesauce!


Becca Ann


#funny

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.


Bauvard


#compassion #emotion #funny #humor #funny

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.


Charlotte Perkins Gilman


#funny #hats #humor #humour #women

I will not subscribe to the argument that ornament increases the pleasure of the life of a cultivated person, or the argument which covers itself with the words: “But if the ornament is beautiful! ...” To me, and to all the cultivated people, ornament does not increase the pleasures of life. If I want to eat a piece of gingerbread I will choose one that is completely plain and not a piece which represents a baby in arms of a horserider, a piece which is covered over and over with decoration. The man of the fifteenth century would not understand me. But modern people will. The supporter of ornament believes that the urge for simplicity is equivalent to self-denial. No, dear professor from the College of Applied Arts, I am not denying myself! To me, it tastes better this way.


Adolf Loos


#modernism #ornament #art

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.


William Goldman


#princess-bride #revenge #life

When you are stripped of your primogeniture, the only way to prove your birthright is to take off your pants.


Bauvard


#humor #nudity #primogeniture #funny

Asthma attack: a technique to coach women through their contractions, induced by fear of the result.


Bauvard


#birth #funny #humor #funny

Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct.


Bauvard


#extinction #funny #humor #funny

People say 'Hofmann has different styles'. I have not. I have different moods; I am not two days the same man.


Hans Hofmann


#mood #style #art

Feeling sorry for myself was an art.


Benjamin Alire Sáenz


#emotion #art






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