#mo

Writing historical fiction is a legitimate use of Multiple Personality disorder. ↗

— Peggy Ullman Bell

#humor

A few reasonable policies won't do much good if the surrounding society is insane. ↗

— Taras Grescoe

#humor

Karena kamu besar tidak berarti kamu benar:P ↗

— Putri Salsa

#humor

It's a very remarkable story." "Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away. ↗

— James Hilton

#remarkable #review #story #humor

If the story-tellers could ha' got decency and good morals from true stories, who'd have troubled to invent parables? ↗

— Thomas Hardy

#morals #parables #stories #humor

Immediate gratification takes too long. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#humor

Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch, and said, thoughtfully, 'I want to set him on fire.' gesturing to his neighbor. His friend who sat beside him and happened to be handy with tools said, 'I can do that.' Thus, we have a flame thrower. ↗

— John Larson

#humor #inventions #humor

It's not like I got caught masturbating, for chrissake; she doesn't know me, why the hell would she care if I'm superstitious? - Karen ↗

— S.D. Perry

#superstition #humor

If these are indeed the spirits of Englishmen and Englishwomen who have passed over into the next world, surely they would know how to form a proper queue? ↗

— Julian Barnes

#humor

Para los que sufrimos de amores, la mejor cura a nuestro corazon roto siempre a sido la mas simple... Renunciar a quien nunca nos ha correspondido. ↗

— Carlos Barrios

#love #love