#mo

Dracula is a morning person compared to me. ↗

— Kim Dallmeier

#humor #morning #morning-person #humor

You’re apologizing? Seriously, what happened to you? Have you been taken over by a pod person? ↗

— Dianne Duvall

#paranormal #romance #humor

I am an independent woman and I am not to be bossed around by some arrogant blonde! ↗

— Tori Otteson

#just-toriness #stupidity #humor

He looked the boy up and down as if he had never seen a child before and wasn't quite sure what he was supposed to do with one: eat it, ignore it or kick it down the stairs. ↗

— John Boyne

#humor #humor

Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its ear, you don't end up on your coutoure-covered backside."--vivian ↗

— Donna Kauffman

#humor

akhirnya gue sadar bahwa menghapus perasaan itu susah, tapi yang lebih susah lagi itu menghapus kebiasaan. ↗

— Alitt Susanto

#humor

Well, we have a saying where we come from," said Louise. "Curiosity killed the cat." "And satisfaction brought him back," Been added. ↗

— W.D. Newman

#saying #humor

All the kids from daycare are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no you can't go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep. ↗

— Adam Mansbach

#sleep #humor

Just Echo. ↗

— Jun Mochizuki

#echo #humorous #pandora-hearts #humor

You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ron-weasley #humor