#mo

Wagner's music is better than it sounds ↗

— Edgar Wilson Nye

#music #humor

I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out. ↗

— Diane Castle

#humorous #humour #humor

No, seriously,' choked Sam, his eyes streaming. 'You're such a loser, that you've actually stopped losing and have progressed to having just lost. It's over. The game is over. You have lost the game of life. Do not pass Go. Do not collect two hundred dollars. ↗

— Lili Wilkinson

#humor

On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui. ↗

— Coluche

#humor #humour #religion #humor

Before I could turn to look up, a voice boomed from the heavens: "What the heck is going on down there? ↗

— Kat Falls

#god #humor #mayor-fife #megaphone #ty

My father would argue two side of a möbius strip. ↗

— Dan Brown

#math-humor #science-humor #humor

He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a six-pack was if he'd added it on Photoshop. ↗

— Laurie London

#humor

Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy with how unhappy he'd managed to make all of us. ↗

— Sarah Monette

#jerks #humor

There are two rules for sucess: 1. Never tell everything you know. ↗

— Roger H. Lincoln

#mystery #roger-h-lincoln #rules #sucess #humor

The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm shower bath, and some hidden hand had turned on the cold tap. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor