#money

I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places. ↗

Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#simile #money

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ↗

— Elbert Hubbard

#illiteracy #reading #money

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#copperfield #debt #dickens #frugality #income

Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#humour #money

There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my friends and baffled my accountant. If I had not picked up this habit in the library long ago, I would have more money in the bank today; I would not be richer. ↗

— Pete Hamill

#money

It's amazing. The moment you show cash, everyone knows your language. ↗

— Aravind Adiga

#people #money

If you want to know what God thinks about money just look at the people He gives it to. ↗

— Alexander Pope

#misattributed-to-dorothy-parker #money

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. ↗

— Chris Rock

#options #wealth #money

Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. ↗