#morons

They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. ↗

— J.D. Salinger

#morons #people #popularity #funny

My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons. ↗

— Gene Simmons

#i #known #life #like #makes

We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true. ↗

— John Malkovich

#controlled #doing #everyone #great #great truth

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#morons #people #sanctimonious #scare #tolerance

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. ↗

— Martin Mull

#decide #everyone #hard #makes #mirrors

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. ↗

— Rudy Rucker

#morons #nation #nay #our #our world

All morons hate it when you call them a moron. ↗

— J. D. Salinger

#hate #moron #morons #them #you

[C]lass consciousness is not one of our national diseases; we suffer, indeed, from its opposite--the delusion that class barriers are not real. That delusion reveals itself in many forms, some of them as beautiful as a glass eye. One is the Liberal doctrine that a prairie demagogue promoted to the United States Senate will instantly show all the sagacity of a Metternich ... another is the doctrine that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will cease thereby to be a moron ... ↗

— H.L. Mencken

#morons #universities #beauty

The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. ↗

— Clarence Darrow

#doubting #made #morons #most #natural

Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. ↗

— David Ferrier

#light #million #morons #speed #working