#my friend

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ↗

— Steven Wright

#baby #friend #him #i #i can

My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I don't like to catch them. ↗

— Jeff Goldblum

#eat #ed #fish #fishing #friend

Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That's why we want to be considerate of every man - Who knows what's in him, why he was born and what he can do? ↗

— Maxim Gorky

#born #come #considerate #every #every man

Hey, I've been doing what I do for a long time, my friend. ↗

— Robert Goulet

#doing #friend #hey #i #i do

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ↗

— Wavy Gravy

#friend #funny #humor #just #keep

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#banana #friend #frozen #i #later

I felt I had to share Idaho with my friend from New York because he'd shared New York with me, so I was going to share the beauty of nature with a man who went to museums and clubs late at night. But there was nothing to do where I lived at night. ↗

— Mariel Hemingway

#because #clubs #felt #friend #going

I asked my friend Greg Andersson to introduce me to people that can distribute my album. ↗

— Joshua Homme

#asked #distribute #friend #greg #i

My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head. ↗

— Karen Duffy

#even #everybody #friend #funny #had

Somebody asked my friend Bob Seger, Why do you think the Eagles broke up? He said, Hotel California. ↗

— Glenn Frey

#bob #broke #california #eagles #friend