#ndes

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#capable #chain #doing #everything #hotel

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#blondes #bloody #footprints #like #make

My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilisation, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can't prove it, but you can't disprove it either. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#civilisation #colony #disprove #dumping #either

Undeservedly you will atone for the sins of your fathers. ↗

— Horace

#atone #fathers #sins #undeservedly #will

I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do. ↗

— Julianne Hough

#because #blonde #blondes #bring #everywhere

School divides life into two segments, which are increasingly of comparable length. As much as anything else, schooling implies custodial care for persons who are declared undesirable elsewhere by the simple fact that a school has been built to serve them. ↗

— Ivan Illich

#been #built #care #comparable #declared

I thought I'd been condescended to as an Indian - that was nothing compared to the condescension for writing young adult literature. ↗

— Sherman Alexie

#been #compared #condescended #i #indian

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#acquaintance #already #embraced #enables #folly

I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#deal #great #great deal #i #i do

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. ↗