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At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called The Five Habits of Highly Aggressive Women.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-son-of-neptune #humor

Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The mortals don’t realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we’ll be richer than any mortal nation. Then—when the weak mortals depend on us for everything—the revolution will begin!” “What are you going to do?” Frank grumbled. “Cancel free shipping?


Rick Riordan


#amazons #frank-zhang #humor #kinzie #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.


Rick Riordan


#frank-zhang #heroes-of-olympus #humor #mars #percy-jackson

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.


Rick Riordan


#groin #humor #son-of-neptune #tyson #humor

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?


Rick Riordan


#grandmother #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #son-of-neptune

Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-" "He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered.


Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #rome #son-of-neptune #ghost

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.


Rick Riordan


#hilarious #humor #june #laugh-at-loud #rick-riordan

Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway.


Rick Riordan


#hazel #heroes #jackson #neptune #olympians

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!


Rick Riordan


#funny #hilarious #humor #laugh-out-loud #name-badge






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