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#neptune

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #neptune




June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.


Rick Riordan


#hilarious #humor #june #laugh-at-loud #rick-riordan

Tell her this And more,— That the king of the seas Weeps too, old, helpless man. The bustling fates Heap his hands with corpses Until he stands like a child With surplus of toys.


Stephen Crane


#drowning #king-neptune #neptune #ocean #poseidon

You think it’s okay that we’re eating Rudolph?” “Dude,” Percy said, “I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I’m hungry.


Rick Riordan


#breakfast #food #frank #hunger #jackson

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!


Rick Riordan


#funny #hilarious #humor #laugh-out-loud #name-badge






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