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#neptune

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At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called The Five Habits of Highly Aggressive Women.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-son-of-neptune #humor

Kinzie smiled smugly. “You admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, we’re turning a profit. The mortals don’t realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, we’ll be richer than any mortal nation. Then—when the weak mortals depend on us for everything—the revolution will begin!” “What are you going to do?” Frank grumbled. “Cancel free shipping?


Rick Riordan


#amazons #frank-zhang #humor #kinzie #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?


Rick Riordan


#grandmother #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #son-of-neptune

Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-" "He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered.


Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #rome #son-of-neptune #ghost

I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me.


Zooey Deschanel


#believing #down #down to earth #earth #grew

Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway.


Rick Riordan


#hazel #heroes #jackson #neptune #olympians

To be taken into account were some years of schooling, where I studied with diligence Neptune's laws, and these laws I tried to obey when I sailed overseas; it was worth the while.


Joshua Slocum


#diligence #i #i tried #into #laws

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples!


Rick Riordan


#euryale #gorgon #heroes-of-olympus #humor #medusa

They're Lares. House gods." "House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?


Rick Riordan


#house-gods #lares #mythology #real-gods #rome






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