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No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who’s ALWAYS had EVERYTHING work out for them with ZERO struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don’t exist.


Chris Hardwick


#humor #life #nerdist #success #humor

Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years.


Junot Díaz


#humor #nerdiness #ray-bradbury #science-fiction #humor

Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back. Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.


Christy Leigh Stewart


#geek-humor #geekery #nerdy #star-trek #support

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.


Carrie Harris


#football #funny #manual #nerd #funny

It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?


Carl Sagan


#nerds #religion #science #humor

Yes! I'm me! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear people use the wrong words, I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I think! And I always have a piece of string! That's the kind of person I am!


Terry Pratchett


#nerdy #self-awareness #humor

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource.


John Green


#john-green #nerds #romance #humor

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.


John Green


#humor #internet #nerdfighters #humor

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#nerd #nerdiness #nerds #sense-of-humor #wisdom

The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing!


Kenneth Oppel


#horror #nerd-humor #oppel #this-dark-endeavor #humor






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