#nic

Be nice. And if you can't do that, just don't be mean. ↗

— Richelle E. Goodrich

#love #nice #richelle #richelle-goodrich #self-control

He didn't care whose league Jordan was in. All that mattered was that she was his. ↗

— Julie James

#julie-james #nick-mccall #love

a technician who uses the term “glitch” is like a Doctor who tells you you’re suffering from a “thingy,” except the doctor won’t tell you to go home and try turning yourself on and off again. ↗

— John Connolly

#humor #technician #humor

Now then," he mused, "how does one fly a dragon? ↗

— Nicole Sager

#dragons #humor #nicole-sager #humor

My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.
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— Jarod Kintz

#expansive #expensive #funny #humor #life

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#anna-cornick #bran-cornick #charles-cornick #cry-wolf #defense

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it... ↗

— Grant Morrison

#humor #sardonic #humor

But with man the case is otherwise, in that when logic leads to any humiliating conclusion, the sole effect is to discredit logic. ↗

— James Branch Cabell

#humor #humor

That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick said arrogantly. "You might know karate, boy, but I know gorilla, and I'm a level 40 champion in it. Let's hear it for Diddy Kong! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" He mimicked the sound of a gorilla as he held on for dear life. ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#infamous #nick-gautier #humor

I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#humor