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Did you notice anything funny about Edwart in class? I think I love him,” I said nonchalantly. “Well, he did look kind of angry when you fell and disconnected his computer charger.” So it wasn’t all in my mind; others had noticed Edwart’s awareness of me. ↗


— Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #parody #twilight #funny

You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly. ↗


— The Harvard Lampoon


#funny #ho-s #nightlight #random #funny

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic. ↗


— Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

You're okay now... You're okay because I'll be holding you like this from now on. ↗


— Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

You necessarily have to be lost, before you’re found. ↗


— T. Scott McLeod


#buddhism #dark-night-of-the-soul #enlightenment #love #meditation

Antonio: Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you? Sebastian: By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, perhaps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#city-of-glass #shakespeare #stars-shine-darkly #twelfth-night #love

Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.
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— Jarod Kintz


#foolish #hope #lock #love #night

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight. ↗


— Andy Warhol


#kiss #love #love

Technically, on the spectrum of very bad things, they did nothing truly wicked. But of course, that spectrum has no measure for the greatest of all carnal sins, the kind that occurs before skin touches skin, before wondering turns to yearning, yearning to having, having to holding for dear life, when two people cling to each other so desperately that even when they lie, inches apart, neither is fully satisfied until the light between them turns to darkness. ↗


— Galt Niederhoffer


#desperation #galt-niederhoffer #life #light #love






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