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You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.


The Harvard Lampoon


#funny #ho-s #nightlight #random #funny

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.


Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted, his smile filled with dark amusement. "Dust off your knees,brother, because you may damn well end up walking on them before the night is through.


Lara Adrian


#humor #lucan #midnight-breed #humor

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.


P.C. Cast


#dr-phil #funny #hidden #house-of-night #kramisha

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles


Rowena Cherry


#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

You necessarily have to be lost, before you’re found.


T. Scott McLeod


#buddhism #dark-night-of-the-soul #enlightenment #love #meditation

Antonio: Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you? Sebastian: By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, perhaps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone. It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you.


William Shakespeare


#city-of-glass #shakespeare #stars-shine-darkly #twelfth-night #love

Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.



Jarod Kintz


#foolish #hope #lock #love #night

Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess." "Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#night-embrace #talon #humor

A dream business that doesn't make money is a living nightmare.


Habeeb Akande


#dream #goal #inspirational #investing #living-nightmare






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