#night

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#censors #doing #funny #go #going

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. ↗

— Bob Saget

#clean #clock #dirty #funny #guys

If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're having way too much fun at their 'jobs.' ↗

— Aaron Sanchez

#fantasy #fun #guys #having #host

On the stage, you alone hold the key, and on the night you have to trust that the director has inspired you enough to take the material and run with it. ↗

— Greta Scacchi

#director #enough #hold #inspired #key

A man can do only what he can do. But if he does that each day he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. ↗

— Albert Schweitzer

#day #does #each #man #next

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#interesting #know #late-night #people #television

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#host #i #late-night #late-night talk #late-night talk show

You don't expect to get the letter saying, Her Majesty would like to appoint you Knight Commander of the British Empire! It was just a completely overwhelming and exciting day. ↗

— Antony Sher

#british #british empire #commander #completely #day

The health care reform legislation passed by the U.S. House of Representatives last night clearly violates the U.S. Constitution and infringes on each state's sovereignty. ↗

— Bill McCollum

#clearly #constitution #each #health #health care

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed. ↗

— Matthew McConaughey

#certain #image #just #nights #same