#ninja

I mean, we're ninjas." "Well maybe you're a ninja," I said "You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. ↗

— John Green

#funny #ninjas #funny

Anything can be a weapon in imaginative hands. ↗

— Jane Prowse

#weapon #imagination

Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#bree-tanner #diego #labels #super-secret-ninja-club #vampire

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. ↗

— Megan Fox

#childhood #i #loved #mutant #ninja

My secret passion is motorbikes. I want a Kawasaki Ninja. ↗

— Petra Nemcova

#ninja #passion #secret #want

I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.' ↗

— Joel Silver

#every #go #hasn #i #i think

Wikkity, every time you punch a ninja…an angel gets its wings ↗

— Eric Anderson

#humor

What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin's window. "Um, did I just say, 'Ya'?" "You just said 'Ya,'" he confirmed. "If I am not mistaken, it was a battle cry, warning that you were about to attack me. I, uh..." She stopped to laugh. "I wasn't aware until this precise and awkward moment that when startled in a startled in a strange place, my instincts would have me pretend to be a ninja. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#jane #mr-nobley #ninja #humor

I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers." "Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude. ↗

— James Dashner

#epic #humor #ninjas #humor

Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense. ↗

— Courtney Allison Moulton

#inspirational #ninja #funny