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Well, Diotallevi and I are planning a reform in higher education. A School of Comparative Irrelevance, where useless or impossibe courses are given. The school's aim is to turn out scholars capable of endlessly increasing the number of unnecessary subjects.


Umberto Eco


#humor #nonsense #education

The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.



Jarod Kintz


#era #nonsense #third-place #age

We'll have to see," Belbo said. He rummaged in his drawer and took out some sheets of paper. "Potio-section..." He looked at me, saw my bewilderment. "Potio-section, as everybody knows, of course, is the art of slicing soup. No, no," he said to Diotallevi. "It's not the department, it's a subject, like Mechanical Avunculogratulation or Pylocatabasis. They all under the same heading of Tetrapyloctomy." "What's tetra...?" I asked. "The art of splitting hairs four ways. This is the department of useless techniques. Mechanical Avunculogratulation, for example, is how to build machines for greeting uncles. We're not sure, though, if Pylocatabasis belongs, since it's the art of being saved by a hair. Somehow that doesn't seem completely useless." "All right, gentlemen," I said, "I give up. What are you two talking about?" "Well, Diotallevi and I are planning a reform in higher education. A School of Comparative Irrelevance, where useless or impossible courses are given. The school's main is to turn out scholars capable of endlessly increasing the number of unnecessary subjects.


Umberto Eco


#art

When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I’ll feel, she’ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #grandma #nonsense #old #old-age

In a society in which equality is a fact, not merely a word, words of racial or sexual assault and humiliation will be nonsense syllables.


Catharine MacKinnon


#equality #fact #humiliation #merely #nonsense

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.


Oscar Wilde


#nothing #talk #love

When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".


Michelle M. Pillow


#comedy #comedy-humor #humor #manfriend #nonsense

I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee. 



Jarod Kintz


#breasts #child #coffee #cream #drink

Don't for heaven's sake, be afraid of talking nonsense! But you must pay attention to your nonsense.


Ludwig Wittgenstein


#nonsense #attention






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