#nut

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. ↗

— Robert E. Lee

#anything #army #been #chew #congress

In ten minutes, I'm thinking, 'OK, you know what? I love these guys. They're really smart, they're really good, they've got a good sense of comedy, under their guidance, I think maybe this could come out OK.' But I didn't like the part. ↗

— Eugene Levy

#comedy #could #good #good sense #got

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. ↗

— C. S. Lewis

#60 minutes #does #everyone #future #hour

Because a football game is just sixty minutes, but I'm training six, seven hours in every day. So, going for sixty minutes becomes easy. More importantly, I think that your muscles mature and can move in all different directions. ↗

— Ray Lewis

#because #becomes #day #different #different directions

I remember. How many minutes do I have left President? About one, one minute. ↗

— Hugo Chavez

#how #i #i remember #left #many

I'm far too low maintenance to ever spend more than five minutes getting ready to go out. ↗

— Sienna Miller

#far #five #getting #go #i

A college football star, by his senior year, is used to running out there with 110,000 people going nuts. They feel comfortable in that environment. To me, a set feels like that. The one thing that I do know is that, as long as I'm prepared, I know this environment and this world. ↗

— Donal Logue

#college football #comfortable #environment #feel #feels

There is no question that global warming will have a significant impact on already existing problems such as malaria, malnutrition, and water shortages. But this doesn't mean the best way to solve them is to cut carbon emissions. ↗

— Bjorn Lomborg

#best #best way #carbon #cut #emissions

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes. ↗

— Russell Lynes

#appreciative #break #child #death #fondle

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone. ↗

— Norm MacDonald

#ago #bowls #everyone #everything #fan