#ny

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#funny #i #i can #main #main point

I like 'Bewitched' off the first album because it's one of the happiest songs I've ever written and, as any writer will tell you, happy songs are a million times more difficult to write than sad songs. ↗

— Malcolm Wilson

#any #because #bewitched #difficult #ever

When you hear a large symphony orchestra. for instance, in a concert hall, there's a big, sweeping sound that just doesn't get on to a record. ↗

— Teddy Wilson

#concert #concert hall #get #hall #hear

I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #girl #height #humor #leopard

I loved you when you were three hundred and two pounds, and I love you now." -Rat ↗

— Donna Cooner

#love #rat #skinny #love

Another person who's smarter than I. What a relief to not have to be the smartest guy anymore. ↗

— Dave Winer

#anymore #guy #i #person #relief

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#hollywood #many #pictures #shoot #too

For many years my inherited arthritis had given me problems. ↗

— Marie Windsor

#given #had #inherited #many #me

I do not know of any credible evidence that suggests Dr. Zavos can clone a human being. This seems to be yet another one of his claims to get publicity. ↗

— Robert Winston

#any #being #claims #clone #credible