#ny

If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished making a new pair of Love Gloves. They’re lined with fur and are perfect for a cold February 14th winter day. I’ll let you borrow them sometime, maybe even this summer. I recommend wearing them in conjunction with my Sensitivity Pants, which are so tight they show the emotion betrayed by your crotch. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #age

Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television. ↗

— Bob Greene

#been #hasn #like #many #national

I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe. ↗

— Brian Greene

#countless #dark #does #ever #filled

As many of you know I travel a good bit and do not get to see my friends and family as much as I would like. ↗

— Natalie Gulbis

#family #friends #friends and family #get #good

There would be nights when I would wake up and couldn't get back to sleep. So I would go downstairs and write. The staff had a pool going on how many pages of typing I would bring in here in the morning. ↗

— Harold H. Greene

#bring #downstairs #get #go #going

As anyone who has been close to someone that has committed suicide knows, there is no other pain like that felt after the incident. ↗

— Peter Greene

#anyone #been #close #committed #felt

Though men determine, the gods doo dispose: and oft times many things fall out betweene the cup and the lip. ↗

— Robert Greene

#determine #dispose #fall #gods #lip

The trick with computers I think, is to approach old and new things with the same reverence as you would like your favourite chair and not be seduced by the constant innovation otherwise you never do anything. ↗

— Colin Greenwood

#approach #chair #computers #constant #favourite

No, I am not interested in women or sex or anything. ↗

— Jonny Greenwood

#anything #i #i am #interested #not interested

One of the most powerful tools for empowering individuals and communities is making certain that any individual who wants to receive a quality education can do so. ↗

— Christine Gregoire

#certain #communities #education #empowering #individual