#ny

Goodfellow snickered."Wouldn't be any fun if we didn't run into some sort of catastrophe." Pulling his dagger ,he waved me on."After you,your highness. Puck to Ash ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#funny #puck #funny

I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#ever #i #never #sequel #will

Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#been #completely #date #i #me

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#arms #ask #autograph #bodies #decided

We kind of deny the stages of life. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#kind #life #stages

I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #funny

Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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— Jarod Kintz

#humor #silly #snap #thumb #funny

Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#revenge #funny

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands. ↗

— Sarah Palin

#anti-american #any #blood #editor #hands

But, number one, I think traditional noir doesn't work in contemporary storytelling because we don't live in that world anymore. ↗

— Brian De Palma

#because #contemporary #i #i think #live