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I don't believe in blaming inanimate objects for anything. ↗

— Peter Benchley

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? ↗

— Robert Benchley

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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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Anybody can write a film script 'cuz it has been reduced to a formula. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

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In many ways I wish I wasn't an actor dragging around the baggage from being one so that I could just devote my energies to encouraging people to find their true selves. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

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