#ny

My tiny scary friend is coming ↗

— Laini Taylor

#funny #karou #funny

Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#funny

I’ve always wondered about people who live in their cars. I’ll bet for them ordering a pizza is kind of tricky. Should they have it delivered, or should they pick it up? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#pizza #funny

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#funny #looks #to #true #up

Fuck," Ranger said. Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was now midly inconvenienced. He put his Bates boot to the door and the door popped open.. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#ranger #funny

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#granmda-mazur #humor #stephanie-plum #funny

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. ↗

— Adam Rex

#funny #i-spy #food

Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she turns out to be a vampire, don't you just hate it when that happens? ↗

— L.J. Smith

#funny

Jesse, we can’t do this.” “Sure we can, honey. It’s the perfect night for it. You’re a woman, I’m a man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it’s referred to as romance. ↗

— Christine Feehan

#funny

He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's more wrong than an upside-down rainbow. ↗

— Tahereh Mafi

#somewhat-funny #teensy-bit-sad #wrong #funny