#o

I can't find a reason to be for this war. I've looked, and I can't, so I'm not. ↗

— Chris Matthews

#i #looked #reason #war

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ↗

— Groucho Marx

#institution #live #wants #who #wonderful

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#every #her #his #man #successful

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? ↗

— Groucho Marx

#care #done #ever #i #i care

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#born #bring #concerning #depths #diminution

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#down #i #intend #laid #laughter

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#educational #find #go #good #good book

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#boss #early #goes #his #leaves

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#club #head #i #join #mind