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Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. It was an excellent way to make new friends, though.


Rachel Vincent


#nakedness #rogue #vincent #humor

I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is." "I would," I said, "but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.


Kristin Walker


#humor #sarcasm #humor

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.


Gregory David Roberts


#sense-of-humor #humor

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?


Ronald Reagan


#laziness #sloth #work #humor

Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap. Arriane was fixated on the game. A chocolate cigar bobbed between her lips as she contemplated her next move. Roland was giving Arianne the hawk eye. "Checkmate, bitch," Arianne said triumphantly, knocking over Roland's king.


Lauren Kate


#humor #humor

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt


Mark Twain


#humor

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip-the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.


Hunter S. Thompson


#humor

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #imperfect #humor

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?


George Deacon


#god #humor #power #religion #humor

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.


Tom Upton


#young-adult #humor






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