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I'd like to thank William the conqueror for the Normandy Conquest. Because of him I've been speaking French every time I say the pledge of allegiance on D-day. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #language #normandy #funny

Promiscuous clone-love is the only way to realize the maxim, ‘love your neighbor as yourself. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #love #funny

Geniuses that point the way exist in abundance, but mediocrity's true prophet has yet to emerge. We may not be able to choose a direction to go, but at least we’re still walking around. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#genius #humor #idiots #funny

Form a sacred bond. That way if your government one doesn't get repaid, you'll have something to pawn. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #lover #funny

There are too many books, so I’m writing one that’s flame resistant. I’m putting it on the shelf of my next job. My current job is as a librarian, which is the perfect position for an arsonist. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

A labyrinth is an ancient series of spiraling circels created on the ground with stones that you walk through. You're supposed to ponder some big question like what you should be when you grow up or if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? (I say no, because a sound is only invisible waves in the air until it hits someones ear, but Kenny says yes because the resulting crash would still cause vibrations and the earth itself would "here" it.) ↗


— Wendy Mass (Every Soul A Star)


#thoughtfull #funny

Hm-m," he said. "Lookie, Ma. I been all day an' all night hidin' alone. Guess who I been thinkin' about? Casy! He talked a lot. Used ta bother me. But now I been thinkin' what he said, an' I can remember- all of it. Says one time he went out in the wilderness to find his own soul, an' he foun' he didn' have no soul that was his'n. Says he foun' he jus' got a little piece of a great big soul. Says a wilderness ain't no good, 'cause his little piece of a soul wasn't no good 'less it was with the rest, an' was whole. Funny how I remember. Didn't even think I was listenin'. But I know now a fella ain't no good alone. ↗


— John Steinbeck


#humanity #funny

Hey!" Sam snapped, ducking the sticky shrapnel. "Keep your snot to yourself." Dev scoffed at that. "Oh, so now you don't want to touch me, huh?" He tsked. "What is it with women? the instant you put a little slime on them, they get squeamish and have no more use for you. ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#women #funny

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand. ↗


— Vicktor Alexander


#flattery #funny #funny

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school. ↗


— Harlan Coben


#high-school #humor #mickey #shelter #funny






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