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You write with ease to show your breeding, but easy writing's curst hard reading. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#ease #easy #hard #reading #show

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#cheated #could #grandma #luck #more

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#because #been #even #every #expressed

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy. ↗

— Allan Sherman

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I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#am #beyond #getting #harder #i

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#expensive #hollywood #leper #living #most

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong! ↗

— Allan Sherman

#beginning #better #bladder #cause #end

We're not the millionaires that people think when they see busses. ↗

— Josh Silver

#millionaires #people #see #think

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#california #divorce #fact #grounds #marriage

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#difference #little #reality #recommend #unreality