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We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #fun-absurd #funny #horses #humor

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? 



Jarod Kintz


#accompany #bizarre #funny #harmonica #humor

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #bizarre #drink #freeze #froze

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

My uncle was always trying to staple rodents and small mammals to my torso when I was growing up. He’d always say, “Come on, this will put hair on your chest.” No, thanks, I’d say. I’ll stick to super-gluing wigs across my pecks.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #growing-up #odd #strange #surreal

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #gasoline #odd #waitress #funny

Life is too short to dance with ugly men


Christina Dodd


#funny #so-true #funny

If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side


Christina Dodd


#funny #scottish #funny

I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that’s why you couldn’t tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running


Steve Aylett


#imagination #life #love #odd #imagination






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