#of

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#bikini #coffee #coffee table #girl #hard

The true measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught. ↗

— Lord Kelvin

#knew #man #measure #measure of a man #never

The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is a blockhead. ↗

— George Savile

#doth #forget #man #oft #teaching

I happen to be a huge 'Lord of the Rings' fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions. ↗

— Anna Kendrick

#extended #fan #happen #huge #i

I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ↗

— Jack Kerouac

#confusion #except #had #i #my own

The essential point of view of Christianity is sin. ↗

— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#essential #point #point of view #sin #view

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next. ↗

— Bruce Schneier

#big #company #dream #figure #get

I desire to put off my trial as long as I can till I can get my evidence ready. ↗

— William Kidd

#evidence #get #i #i can #long

The party has to be rebuilt on all levels. In a way, maybe it's to be expected when you've had a governor in office for 12 years and he and his people are stepping down. ↗

— Peter King

#expected #governor #had #his #levels

If we just sit and exist, and understand that, I think it will be helpful in a world that seems like a record that's going faster and faster, we're spinning off the edge of the universe. ↗

— Martin Scorsese

#exist #faster #going #helpful #i