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My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard. ↗


— Gene Hackman


#call #comedy #comics #day #eddie

In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders with my fists, boots and rifle butt, and with stockade time. ↗


— David Hackworth


#alive #boots #drill #fists #i

I just sit down at the piano and rattle it off. ↗


— Charlie Haden


#i #just #off #piano #rattle

That U.N. Security Council resolution requires getting Syrian troops and intelligence officials out of Lebanon so that the Lebanese can have elections here this spring that are free and fair and free of outside influence. ↗


— Stephen Hadley


#elections #fair #free #getting #here

We needed time off from each other after our last tour because there was a lot of personal stuff we had to take care of. Eddie needed hip replacement surgery. Al needed his back worked on. And I was going to have a baby. ↗


— Sammy Hagar


#al #baby #back #because #care

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I don't know about the music. ↗


— Merle Haggard


#belly #buttons #enjoy #everything #i

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this toe had grown under the other ones. So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and it makes me walk straight. ↗


— Merle Haggard


#bone #certain #certain way #could #cut

I just asked myself, what piece of that man's soul did he just chew off and swallow to get next week's assignment? You know, just to live, just to work as an artist, or to feed the family? ↗


— Paul Haggis


#asked #assignment #chew #did #family

I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats, especially in Texas, but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing. ↗


— Larry Hagman


#any #dallas #especially #everybody #get

I was shot when I think it was number one. That was the catalyst for the interest in the show. Certainly it went on for a long time after that but that's what really kicked it off. Of course a lot of people watched it just because of the novelty of the situation. ↗


— Larry Hagman


#because #catalyst #certainly #course #i






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