#ok

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#dust #empty #erudition #into #out

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#clever #joke #noted #philistine #pleased

There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook. ↗

— Ronald Biggs

#blow #brains #criminals #crook #crooks

This book that I just wrote is going to be coming out very soon to Australia. ↗

— Ronald Biggs

#book #coming #going #i #just

I'm not running around the world looking for ways to create hostilities. ↗

— John Bolton

#create #hostilities #i #looking #running

Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I'm a children's writer myself. ↗

— David Walliams

#books #children #demanding #i #just

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#committed #ever #good #good book #many

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. ↗

— Carla Bley

#anything #get #hard #joke #political

I am finally glad to see that the jury is looking at me. ↗

— Gary Gilmore

#finally #glad #i #i am #jury

Somehow I took whatever criticism there was very much to heart. ↗

— Dusty Springfield

#heart #i #much #somehow #took