#ok

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ↗

— Rita Rudner

#feeling #get #god #joke #men

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis. ↗

— Jerry Lawler

#grown #here #judging #know #like

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#man #should #thinks

Look natural, that is the best way. Flowers, plants, and animals are all content with how they look—satisfied with nature's endowment. Only human beings are eager to change what nature has given them. ↗

— Betty Jamie Chung

#change

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you. ↗

— Wanda Sykes

#come #couple #cut #cutting #deep

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#hook #listen #talk #won #you

I never took to Hollywood. ↗

— Kathleen Turner

#i #never #took

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. ↗

— Kanye West

#autograph #book #books #i #i am

I still want to write Clint Eastwood a letter saying, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all us wimp actors. You're the truth.' I guarantee he's not the person you want to fight, even now! You look at him, and you don't want to mess with him. He would still take you down. ↗

— Channing Tatum

#clint eastwood #down #eastwood #even #even now

Everybody I know is a joke writer. ↗

— Ron White

#i #joke #know #writer