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I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the trunk, untied me, and took off my blindfold.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bound #kidnap #love #ropes #trunk

From whichever side I start, I think I am in an old place where others have been before me. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#books #dejan-stojanovic #literature #literature-quotes #old-place

A book is a wonderful present. Though it may grow worn, it will never grow old. ↗


— Jane Yolen


#cage #girl #historical-fiction #marjorie-bruce #old

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #blindfold #funny #humor #karate

Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever. ↗


— Suzanne Wright


#you-got-told #humor

Jehovah, the great and mighty God of Israel, protects and gives His warriors victory over His enemies, Selah." ~R. Alan Woods [2013] ↗


— R. Alan Woods


#jehovah #r-alan-woods #r-alan-woods

Love is like a big juicy steak. You bite into it, enjoy it, then regret the calories you gained, when you're standin on your scale the next morning. See,I don't eat steak. I'm a vegetarian. ↗


— Euphoria Godsent


#cold-hearted #cold-hearted-people #diva #euphoria-godsent #heart-breaker

D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know what the hell to say. If you want to know the truth, I don't know what I think about it. I'm sorry I told so many people about it. All I know about it is, I sort of miss everybody I told about. Even old Stradlater and Ackley, for instance. I think I even miss that goddam Maurice. It's funny. Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. ↗


— J.D. Salinger


#ending-lines #holden-caulfield #funny

You overrate my capacity of love. I don't posess half the warmth of nature you believe me to have. An unprotected childhood in a cold world has beaten gentleness out of me. ↗


— Thomas Hardy


#love

I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching. We're practically kissing. ↗


— Colleen Hoover


#kissing #lol #sky #lol






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