#om

A friend often says I'm an old man in a young man's husk. I like that. I am old-fashioned in some ways. ↗

— Daniel Radcliffe

#friend #husk #i #i am #like

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#cry #cute #first #i #man

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. ↗

— Ronald Reagan

#congress #had #i #like #looked

The competition is pretty rough these days. ↗

— Tony Randall

#days #pretty #rough #these

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. ↗

— John Ratzenberger

#get #humor #laughs #sure #swear

The reality is that zero defects in products plus zero pollution plus zero risk on the job is equivalent to maximum growth of government plus zero economic growth plus runaway inflation. ↗

— Dixie Lee Ray

#economic #economic growth #equivalent #government #growth

Ethical conduct is something that becomes inherent in an organization over a long period of time. ↗

— Lee R. Raymond

#conduct #ethical #inherent #long #long period

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage. ↗

— Sumner Redstone

#divorce #marriage #sometimes #than

The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money... But we are not going to buy Yahoo! ↗

— Sumner Redstone

#buy #going #internet #lots #make

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. ↗

— Oliver Reed

#dry #earth #every #i #life