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When morality comes up against profit, it is seldom that profit loses. ↗

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#comic #education #funny #school #education

From the very start of all of this, my mom has read the scripts first. And if she liked something, she let me read it. She told our agent what kinds of parts that we would want. ↗

— Anna Chlumsky

#first #kinds #liked #me #mom

If you are an antichrist, you won't believe in the bible prophecy from the beginning. Which means, you won't believe that physical immortality will become possible. ↗

— Alex Chiu

#become #beginning #believe #bible #immortality

If the communist party is controlling China, they represent China. ↗

— Alex Chiu

#communist #communist party #controlling #party #represent

Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time. They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site. ↗

— Alex Chiu

#device #email #found #from time to time #i

So if I die, somebody else from the corporation will take over the business. ↗

— Alex Chiu

#corporation #die #else #i #over

The difference today is that, in both parties, the very extreme elements control the nomination process. ↗

— Hamilton Jordan

#control #difference #elements #extreme #nomination

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#belly #comics #dancers #dancing #feel

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. ↗