#om

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson. ↗

— John Oliver

#hilarious #baseball

He needed the hand on his shoulder, the kiss to his temple and the hot, ragged breath of his Master over his face. ↗

— Casey K. Cox

#dominance #submission #bdsm

I'm afraid I couldn't like him without a spice of human naughtiness. ↗

— Louisa May Alcott

#louisa-may-alcott #louisa-may-alcott

Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ? Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on. ↗

— Toba Beta

#learning #life #practice #tough #wisdom

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time. ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#philosophy #time #wisdom #life

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#life

Our community with one another consists solely in what Christ has done to each of us. ↗

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#fellowship #life #life

I'm not sure that some of the food purists are in touch with what really goes on in American households. ↗

— Sandra Lee

#food #goes #households #i #purists

You make me believe in happiness... if I had my way, if anything were up to me, I’d never be without you. You are my purpose. ↗

— Courtney Kirchoff

#happiness #love #purpose-in-life #life

Romance is very pretty in novels, but the romance of a life is always a melancholy matter. They are most happy who have no story to tell. ↗

— Anthony Trollope

#romance #life