#om

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. ↗

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. ↗

— Mike Judge

#down #ever #give #honest #humor

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV. ↗

— Mike Judge

#completely #figures #horrible #miss #mtv

Our climate is changing. The Earth's climate has, in fact, warmed by 1.1 to 1.6 degrees Fahrenheit since the industrial revolution. People look at this and say: Oh, that is not very much. In fact, it is very much, and it changes the dynamic. It impacts species. It kills some. It diminishes the carbon sink of the ocean. It does a number of things. ↗

— Dianne Feinstein

#changes #changing #climate #degrees #diminishes

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something? ↗

— Mike Judge

#around #character #doing #every #goes

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination. ↗

— Mike Judge

#being #bored #cheap #combination #dangerous

You ought to try being cruel to some people. ↗

— Mike Judge

#cruel #ought #people #some #some people

The future is a bright as the promises of God. ↗

— Adoniram Judson

#future #god #promises

There are 38,000 people dying of hunger each day and most are children. And, being a celebrity, I communicate about it as much as I can. ↗

— Raul Julia

#being #celebrity #children #communicate #day

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. ↗