#omen

Women should wear clothing. Clothing shouldn't wear them. ↗

— Rachel Roy

#should #them #wear #women

Men are just as vain as women, and sometimes even more so. ↗

— Helena Rubinstein

#just #men #more #sometimes #vain

If we suppose that many natural phenomena are in effect computations, the study of computer science can tell us about the kinds of natural phenomena that can occur. ↗

— Rudy Rucker

#computations #computer #computer science #effect #kinds

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman ↗

— Dawn French

#fairy #fireman #men #women #funny

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? ↗

— Rita Rudner

#better #dresses #fire #hold #looks

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts. ↗

— Criss Jami

#attraction #conversation #curiosity #fascination #females

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#barbie #because #grow #grow up #identifying

Human identity is the most fragile thing that we have, and it's often only found in moments of truth. ↗

— Alan Rudolph

#fragile #fragile thing #human #identity #moments

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#definitely #feel #finally #graduated #i

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#funny #funny things #life #moments #people