#omen

Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#love #suicide #women #humor

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense ↗

— Chris Rock

#women #humor

Love covers a multitude of sins… ↗

— Louisa May Alcott

#louisa-may-alcott #love #sins #love

I lived for those moments when we were together, those few times in my life that I actually felt alive. ↗

— Melissa de la Cruz

#love #moments #life

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #choice #funny #humor #money

Women are controlled by men like a currency of the world. ↗

— Bryant McGill

#power #women-and-men #men

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#good-guys #humor #men #men-and-women #humor

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian. ↗

— Helen Fielding

#humour #power #thirties #twenties #women

Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women. It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#escape #eve #humor #paradise #sarcasm